Written by Johnny Dowd

Steve Moore on electric guitar and lead vocals. Andy Clapp on bass.
Mark Powers on drums.
Amanda Richards on vocal theremin impersonations and harmonies.

Engineered by Justin Phelps at Cloud City Sound and Hallowed Halls in Portland, OR.

Produced by Amanda Richards & Steve Moore

Executive Producers: Amanda Richards & Joe Fox

Lyrics

I came in to town
I was looking for a job
I couldn’t get no work
So I started looking for somebody to rob

So I pulled out my ski mask
Put it over my face
And I walked into the feed store
And I shot everyone in the place

Chorus:
First there was a funeral
Then a trial
Hung me in a courtyard and
Let me hang up here a while
Let me hang up here a while

I bought a new shirt
So soft to the touch
A new pair of beetle boots
I hope I didn’t pay too much

Then I went to the movies
And I couldn’t get a date
Those women on the silver screen
Are the only ones I can relate

Chorus

My eyes grew heavy
And I fell asleep
The usher he came by and said
“Get out of here you creep”

So I pulled out my .38
And I blew him away
If you disrespect me
That’s the price you pay

Chorus